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I Picked the Wrong Week To Give Up Crack and Hookers!

by Al Rodgers, Sun Jun 01, 2008 at 01:36:52 AM EST

► Looks like I picked the wrong week to give up crack and hookers!

► Billo most recent MELTDOWN!!

Tags: satire (all tags)

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Re: Looks Like I Picked the Wrong Week To Give Up (2.00 / 3)

Surely you can't be serious!

Hooray for John McCain!

by ragekage on Sun Jun 01, 2008 at 01:41:58 AM EST

I'am serious! And don't call me Shirley (2.00 / 4)

"McSame: He's Constipated and Ready to GO!

by Al Rodgers on Sun Jun 01, 2008 at 01:45:04 AM EST
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Woooohoooo (2.00 / 2)

Recced for the diary title alone!

by Twin Planets on Sun Jun 01, 2008 at 03:03:00 AM EST
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Very funny (2.00 / 1)

Better than Wonk picking on the Hill Hags over at hillaryis44.

Student Guy=JoeMentum. No really Student Guy=JoeMentum, after all JoeMentum was an embarrassment so is Student Guy. This sig is FAIL!!

by Student Guy on Sun Jun 01, 2008 at 01:44:21 AM EST

Re: Very funny (none / 0)

Do what now?

Hooray for John McCain!

by ragekage on Sun Jun 01, 2008 at 01:57:27 AM EST
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What (none / 0)

You don't know about http://Hilaryis44.blogspot.com

Poor ragekage, I am sorry to direct you there now you'll be up until 4 reading it.

Student Guy=JoeMentum. No really Student Guy=JoeMentum, after all JoeMentum was an embarrassment so is Student Guy. This sig is FAIL!!

by Student Guy on Sun Jun 01, 2008 at 02:02:31 AM EST
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Re: What (none / 0)

Doesn't lead to anything?

Hooray for John McCain!

by ragekage on Sun Jun 01, 2008 at 02:17:17 AM EST
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my bad (none / 0)

Try,

http://hillaryis44.blogspot.com

(I spelled hillary wrong)

Student Guy=JoeMentum. No really Student Guy=JoeMentum, after all JoeMentum was an embarrassment so is Student Guy. This sig is FAIL!!

by Student Guy on Sun Jun 01, 2008 at 02:22:57 AM EST
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Why are they allowed to be sexist to every woman.. (none / 0)

besides Hillary Clinton? They've called Donna Brazille nasty things and they called Nancy Pelosi in one of their posts "a drag-queen porn director." Yet they complain about Obama's sexism and the male-dominated media and political class. How does that make sense?

John McCain wants you to be poor!

by nklein on Sun Jun 01, 2008 at 04:26:54 AM EST
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If you look at the (none / 0)

massive misspellings and sheer idiocy that goes on there (Hillis44) you'll see that the rules of logic don't apply.

Student Guy=JoeMentum. No really Student Guy=JoeMentum, after all JoeMentum was an embarrassment so is Student Guy. This sig is FAIL!!

by Student Guy on Sun Jun 01, 2008 at 04:30:54 AM EST
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Humor is not allowed (2.00 / 3)

Don't you know that this is all deadly serious?!

accepting McLettuce is like being 9 years old and forced to eat your own cooking

by Sychotic1 on Sun Jun 01, 2008 at 01:48:00 AM EST

This is serious. And don't call me Shirley! (2.00 / 1)

"McSame: He's Constipated and Ready to GO!

by Al Rodgers on Sun Jun 01, 2008 at 01:51:05 AM EST
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Re: Humor is not allowed (2.00 / 2)

Dude, the internets is serious business.

Hooray for John McCain!

by ragekage on Sun Jun 01, 2008 at 01:57:12 AM EST
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yup - especially for breaking news and mocking CNN (2.00 / 1)

"McSame: He's Constipated and Ready to GO!

by Al Rodgers on Sun Jun 01, 2008 at 02:04:16 AM EST
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If you're Shirley, let me be Frank.... (2.00 / 1)

You think you have problems? Looks like "I picked a hell of a time to give up sniffing glue! "Airplane!" One of the all-time greats!

by bobswern on Sun Jun 01, 2008 at 02:13:09 AM EST

Is Vitter reading this blog? LOL! n/t (2.00 / 1)

by bobswern on Sun Jun 01, 2008 at 02:14:53 AM EST

Re: I Picked the Wrong Week (2.00 / 1)

I saw the diary title, and was expecting to read another outing of a Republican senator.

McCainuire, The Wrath Of Not Enough Naps.

by catilinus on Sun Jun 01, 2008 at 02:15:32 AM EST

Re: I Picked the Wrong Week (2.00 / 1)

No kidding.

Hooray for John McCain!

by ragekage on Sun Jun 01, 2008 at 02:16:42 AM EST
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I gave up hookers, (2.00 / 1)

but you won't see me giving up crack anytime soon. You'll have to pry my crack pipe from my cold, dead fingers.

Even John McCain lusts after teh engels.

by sricki on Sun Jun 01, 2008 at 02:17:22 AM EST

Let me ask you something Al (2.00 / 1)

Do you like gladiator movies?

From a Hillary supporter: We laughed as that became our mantra - "Barack can't win!"..... ....."he can go to hell and i'll pay for his way there."

by Cochrane on Sun Jun 01, 2008 at 02:19:50 AM EST

Re: Let me ask you something Al (none / 0)

...the dubbed Italian ones from the 1950s. Lol.

McCainuire, The Wrath Of Not Enough Naps.

by catilinus on Sun Jun 01, 2008 at 02:42:53 AM EST
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Now that you mention it - I love Gladiators! (2.00 / 1)

"McSame: He's Constipated and Ready to GO!

by Al Rodgers on Sun Jun 01, 2008 at 03:06:24 AM EST
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Re: I Picked the Wrong Week To Give Up Crack and H (2.00 / 1)

I don't know what this reminds me of.

We shall overcome. Yes we can.

by Sam Wise Gingy on Sun Jun 01, 2008 at 02:30:24 AM EST

Re: I Picked the Wrong Week To Give Up Crack and H (2.00 / 1)

Was I the only one that thought Fred Thompson bore an uncanny resemblance to Fred Mertz?

McCainuire, The Wrath Of Not Enough Naps.

by catilinus on Sun Jun 01, 2008 at 02:45:26 AM EST
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This video is on my mind tonight (2.00 / 1)

Especially the middle part...

Student Guy=JoeMentum. No really Student Guy=JoeMentum, after all JoeMentum was an embarrassment so is Student Guy. This sig is FAIL!!

by Student Guy on Sun Jun 01, 2008 at 02:57:12 AM EST

Hey Al (none / 0)

How do you do the bullet points?

Student Guy=JoeMentum. No really Student Guy=JoeMentum, after all JoeMentum was an embarrassment so is Student Guy. This sig is FAIL!!

by Student Guy on Sun Jun 01, 2008 at 03:18:22 AM EST

Re: Hey Al (2.00 / 1)

with the alt key pressed down, press 1 and then 6 and then release the alt key.

"McSame: He's Constipated and Ready to GO!

by Al Rodgers on Sun Jun 01, 2008 at 03:59:23 AM EST
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Re: I Picked the Wrong Week To Give Up Crack and H (none / 0)

Best title of the week...Hey, Shirley, weren't you the guy who used to post the Sunday show line-ups on Kos?

by STUBALL on Sun Jun 01, 2008 at 04:15:58 AM EST

Yeah - that's me (none / 0)

I'm still there. I cut back, now I just post awesome Obama Diaries.

http://www.dailykos.com/story/2008/1/27/ 212329/609

http://www.dailykos.com/story/2008/5/18/ 20037/6285

http://www.dailykos.com/user/Al%20Rodger s

"McSame: He's Constipated and Ready to GO!

by Al Rodgers on Sun Jun 01, 2008 at 05:08:06 AM EST
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How do you embed video and pictures? (none / 0)

I've been wanting to learn for a while and every source I go to I can't find something that works on this site?

John McCain wants you to be poor!

by nklein on Sun Jun 01, 2008 at 04:29:10 AM EST

Re: How do you embed video and pictures? (2.00 / 2)

► for video

copy and paste the code found the the box marked "embed," which I highlighted in red.

► for pictures.

► log on to imageshack.us

► upload your file and it will return a number of codes.

► copy and paste the code found in the box marked "Hotlink for Websites" and waaaala!

"McSame: He's Constipated and Ready to GO!

by Al Rodgers on Sun Jun 01, 2008 at 05:33:16 AM EST
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I've never gone to Imageshack... (none / 0)

I'll check that out, but I have copied that embed code from Youtube and I've pasted it in diaries and comments and it wouldn't show. It does when I do it on Dkos, but not here. I don't get it.

John McCain wants you to be poor!

by nklein on Sun Jun 01, 2008 at 05:40:30 AM EST
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Re: I've never gone to Imageshack... (none / 0)

That's odd, cuz that's the only thing I do - copy and paste the code. I don't add a single keystroke.